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Hi, welcome to the Gag Room. I should be adding 15 jokes by the new year.
The jokes are broken into three sections: Go to one
now to avoid all my funny babbling
I will never take off any of these jokes but I may change the location
of them by August, 1998
I try to put only good jokes on this page but if you see one that
isn't funny, then mail me and
tell me. However, if you don't like the joke because it puts down a certain
person/group, then keep it to yourself. I don't believe in net censorship,
I just don't want any crap that isn't funny. One more thing, to the guy
who sent me that unflattering piece of E-Mail, you spelled "ASSHOLE"
wrong!!
The daily snapshot was removed because it sucked and was been replaced
by this little cartoon,
it's FUNNY!!! (you have to see it)
Well, now on to my favorite quote of all time. I
know it's going against all copyright laws but hey....who cares!
"You don't know what it's like, I'm the one out there
everyday putting his ass on the line, and I'm not out of order! You're
out of order! The hole freak'n system is out of order!! You want the truth?
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!! Cause when you reach
over and stick your hand into a pile of goo, that was your best friend's
face, you don't know what to do! Forget it marge! It's China Town!!!!!!!!!!!"
Homer Simpson
DISCLAIMER: These jokes
may upset certain people or organizations (**ie. Rich Catholic Republicans
and everyone that voted for the Canadian REFORM party**). So if you get
offended easily please leave now. Also children that believe in Santa,
don't read "The Truth about Santa."
Willy's
Pants: A Bill Clinton Joke. You know what..... Americans are really
stupid, I mean what kind of country does this to their own president. Anyway,
Maybe some smart Canadians will move there and straighten that place up.
However, please don't send any yo mama, blonde, or redneck
jokes. I have too many of them. If you do, I will be forced to mail bomb
you or rip out your reproductive organs!
